RHUM

Hands up anyone who finds the substandard level of general intelligence displayed by the population frustrating beyond imaginable believe. Now all those with their hands up please slap yourself with your raised hand. Welcome everyone to the horrible reality that the stupidity of others is simply a sad fact of life that one is going to have to learn to live with.

I find myself asking the question of others “how do you do life?” more and more often. I don’t understand how some people manage to pay the bills, as in actually work out the telephone prompts and entry of credit card numbers required to physically pay the bills when they struggle with the simple three step process of purchasing a train ticket.

Now whilst I guess some people may find the concept of money in, push button, take ticket just a little but too much of a headfuck, I can not forgive those who seem to refuse to learn the simple lessons that life is constantly trying to impart upon them.

Simple things. Like yelling it louder will not increase the level of sense it makes; asking the same question in slightly altered formats is not going to result in the answer changing; don’t ask others to help you and berate them if you don’t like the outcome. And then there is the bleedingly obvious stuff such as eating the food you just dropped onto the train station platform clearly trafficked by hundreds of thousands of shoes and other such horrific absences of forethought each day forcing observer's internal monologue stop to a screaching halt and exclaim ‘what the fuck is wrong with you?’

So whom or what should we blame for the disproportionate level of truly stupid people? For one, the man who coined the phrase “there is no such thing as a stupid question”; yes there is you fucking moron! Paris Hilton has a lot to answer for and so does the work ‘like’. A huge offender is the baby bonus scheme that actually rewards stupid people for mindless breeding and then there are the big boys such as MTV and most of the southern states of the US.

When you live in a country where a horrible racist cunt like Pauline Hanson can get voted into a political seat let alone even be able to generate the necessary momentum you have to wonder if we even have the same rights that are comfortably enjoyed by the rest of the world to look down our noses from our horses so high at middle class America who is clearly mainly to blame.

Wise the fuck up Australia… you may be living in the bliss of your own stupidity today but you are dangerously ill prepared for the day when you have to stand up and think for yourselves. And christ it pisses me off!